one line jokes

Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterolif con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?Chiti chadi pahad pe marne ke waaste,doosri taraf se utar gayi."Tum apne pati ko divorce kyo nahi deti""Kya, main apne pati ke saath dus saalo se reh rahi hoo aur tu chahte ho ki main