humorous quotes

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred AllenWomen are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected. ---UnknownThere's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.STEVEN WRIGHTThe profoundly humorous writers are