Lovely Marriage SMS Jokes

Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet?COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything! A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire.""And what was he before you married him?" asked