Thursday, January 22, 2009

Adult Text Messages

Teacher ek student se: “batao ladkiyaan kya nahi pehan sakti hai?”Ladka: “ji CONDOM”Thandi Hai Coffee Garam KarloIs Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram KarloMorning Time se Inbox Khali Hai MeraThori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo Sardar to milkman: yaar tum 2 din se kyon nahi aa rahay thay??Milkman: aap ki bhabhi ki tabeeat kharab thiSardar: to koi baat nahi! bhains ka doodh he le aatay! Gandoo ki 3 nishaniyan

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