Short SMS Jokes

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?A. Where you left it. What side of an apple is the left side?The side that hasn't been eaten. Which candle burns longer, a yellow one or a red one?Neither. They both burn shorter. Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->Ans is."ReflEctiOn" Good FRIENDS are hard to find,harder to leave,