Teacher Jokes

A TEACHER ASKS A STUDENT" NAME 5 MILK PRODUCTS"HE SAID"BUTTER, CHEESE, GHEE & 2 COWS. Teacher: Brandy tells me something about the people of the 18th century??Brandy: They are all DEAD Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?Pupil: I get up early! Student 1: (to female teacher) Can you hold on to my wallet for me while we take the exam? There may or may not be money in